Thursday, June 15, 2006

The tattoo options














So it seems they may have broken up.
My heart goes out to both of them.
Now what to do with the tattoo?

There are 3 options.

1. Keep it as is. Why not? And why not date a few other designers too and add their names to the canvas of your soul.

2. Enhance it. Why not add a line of "Letters to". That would make it a little more distant from Marc and a little closer to me. God knows I don't have enough handsome 25-year old friends doing publicity for me.

3. Change it to "Marc Facobs". It's not too convincing as an "honestly, I'm not that into you anymore"-transition , but the tattoo removal expenses can be kept to a minimum.


Ps. Thankyou NORA!

Hats off to Lonnie

I still think it's you Lonnie.

1. You say Cheers.
2. You've demonstrated your somewhat poor translating skills before. Though not a stellar performance, you get an A+ for effort.
3. You're married to a web designer who may or may not have helped you with the photo shopping.
4. You're friends with a tip-offer.

If it's not you Lonnie, then you should meet Lonnie. You have a lot in common!

Bye Lonnie Bruner
from
Emi Guner

Monday, June 12, 2006

Facts of life

Dear Marc, did you write those tidbits at LTMJ? Or is there even a fake Marc Facobs? My head is starting to spin!

I knew those facts. I have others for you. Do you know that MJ is close friends with Naomi Campbell and Anna Wintour? Two women many other women, especially assistants, view with respect mixed with not a little dose of fear. But MJ's got the key's to their hearts. They adore him and help him. I wonder how he does this. Befriend the women at the lonely top.

So he dates the young Preston. I think that's lovely for both of them. It's even great for me, since Preston's tattoo bear witness that MJ is no stranger to over the top admiration. He may even encourage it. Who knows? That logo could also be written in chocolate along the slender and toned arm. I hope so. Eat it up, yum and there'll be no scars.

From what I've read, and that's all I know, MJ just comes off as a nice man. I like this interview.

I know very little about the real MJ. Sometimes I write to the man, sometimes I address the brand. I like writing the brand. It's (wo)man-materia correspondence, the intellectual equivalent of the perfect man-bike combination honoured by Kraftwerk and others.

must go to bed, another brilliant woman-materia combination.
love
-e

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Not Lonnie?

Ok, so maybe I was really off. But then give me some more clues.
-e

Lonnie?

It's you right? So I got the Oregon point from my ass. Other than that, my crime profile was not too bad.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

So who are you?

Dear Marc Facobs, I wonder who you are. Are you man or woman? Cat or goat?
You read Jane magazine so that makes you a woman. But you won't reveal much about yourself so that makes you a man.

My guess is you're an American who travelled a lot. You live on the western coast (Oregon) and you work in an internet related business or advertising.

I'm ready for my close-up photoshopped collage now, mr Facobs.

Greetings
-e