Hats off to Lonnie
I still think it's you Lonnie.
1. You say Cheers.
2. You've demonstrated your somewhat poor translating skills before. Though not a stellar performance, you get an A+ for effort.
3. You're married to a web designer who may or may not have helped you with the photo shopping.
4. You're friends with a tip-offer.
If it's not you Lonnie, then you should meet Lonnie. You have a lot in common!
Bye Lonnie Bruner
from
Emi Guner
1. You say Cheers.
2. You've demonstrated your somewhat poor translating skills before. Though not a stellar performance, you get an A+ for effort.
3. You're married to a web designer who may or may not have helped you with the photo shopping.
4. You're friends with a tip-offer.
If it's not you Lonnie, then you should meet Lonnie. You have a lot in common!
Bye Lonnie Bruner
from
Emi Guner
posted by emi guner at 2:50 AM
4 Comments:
My attorney will speak on my behalf.
I am the tipster! An unindicted co-conspirator, even. I'm the worst kind of closet outer EVER. I'm sorry Lonnie.
But see, E, I didn't know Lonnie was feigning Marcism. I thought he really WAS Marc. But alas, he is merely Lonnie. We were all fooled by his trickery, even me.
I thought I should admit all of this in person, as my lawyers are busy dealing with other leak allegations, like the time I told small children they were adopted.
http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=10772195
Dear Red Storm. I was on to him for other reasons.
But this is weird:
I cancelled my MySpace account because it was just annoying and I am not 12. Then I click Lonnies pic and read about him quitting MySpace.
Now I believe that I am Lonnie/marc Facobs. Do I know you Red Storm? Should I be angry? Proud?
ps. where were the two of you when I was in DC a month ago?
Emi,
That's right! You were in DC recently. Was that your first time? What did you think?
Well, next time you're in DC, get in touch and I'll take you out on my sailboat with my wife and dogs. You should be back around this way, considering that we live parallel lives, across oceans ...
btw, do you live in Malmo?
- LB
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